February 2012
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Yo, people on this website jock LOTR and Star Wars...
Like, don’t tell me you’re a super big Star Wars/LOTR nerd if you only just like the movies. Bitch, I could run circles around your ass with character history, book details, etc. THAT is a nerd. Jockin’ my shit…you outta ya mind?
I don't want a party girl.
It’s not a straight edge thing at all. I just don’t want a girl that I’m going to have to babysit because they get too drunk. I don’t want a girl who smokes pot, I hate the smell of that crap. Apparently that is a rare thing to find, holy shit.
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Anonymous asked: How old are you? if you don't mind me asking haha
Remember when I said things were going too good,...
An officer gave me a court summons yesterday, with possible fine. -_-
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If you ain't down with POW, I ain't down with you.
On some real ass shit.
The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns N' Roses: She's got a smile that it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories, where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face, she takes me away to that special place...
Bob Dylan: Why wait any longer for the world to begin, You can have your cake and eat it too, Why wait any longer for the one you love. When he’s standing in front of you
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
I am sad.
This Starbucks is delicious, but why the hell did...
Shit is really looking up right now.
My Iphone should be coming in any day, and I just bought a truck. The pessimist side of me is saying that something bad is gonna come along to even it out, but I’m ignoring that. Life is actually good.
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Holy Shit.
Sick news coming from House Arrest soon.
Today wasn't bad actually.
Randomly asked this super cute spanish girl on a date, and she said yes. So, I went to a last minute Valentine’s day dinner with her. Now I’m at her house, so she can change for work. Her 15 year old brother came down to like, check me out and what not. All I can think is…I could suplex you through your coffee table, kehhdddddd. Also, finally bought an Iphone. Today was a...
Why aren't there any 24/7 pizza joints around...
You’re fuckin’ up.
I hooked up the brand new HDTV I got to my laptop...
I can now watch Fantastic Mr. Fox on a giant screen. THE GREATEST SUCCESS STORY KNOWN TO MAN!
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Send me pictures of your butt for Valentine's day.
howthegodschill:
It’s my birthday, so double send me your butt.
Or breasts; I’m not a picky guy.
Don’t be a bitch, it’s his birthday. BTB, bring the booty.
Send me pictures of your butt for Valentine's day.
I hate getting anonymous messages that say "I want...
I’m not intimidating. I’m shy, and I clam up around females. Like, what the hell.
It’s sad that I still compare every girl to you, and we never even dated. It’s been a year and a half, what the fuck is wrong with me??
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List of things I don’t like:
Pop Punk
Agitator
Bees
Mayonnaise
People who go to raves
Dubstep
Lil’ Wayne
Young Money
Fake boobs
Megan Fox
Megan Fox’s fake boobs
All girls
Girls with too many facial piercings
List of things I do like:
Hatebreed
I think I want to bleach my hair when it gets a...